February 2012
Anonymous asked: what are dk's
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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My god I look like a sleep deprived drug addict...
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itsgreshad asked: Sorry I see"itsgreshad likes..." I would've reblog them but I went over my tumblr post limit Lmfao nice blog btw!
Anonymous asked: Just wondering, why do you listen to people? At the end of the day, what they think doesn't matter, so why let it mess with you? They are going to be working at a gas station, when you are going to be the most gorgeous being to ever grace this planet; having your dream job. Just a thought from your anon.
Ranting.
Oh, so I’m fat? My boobs are too small? My ass is too big? I have bad skin? Nobody likes me? I’m ugly? I wear too much makeup? My clothes are cheap? My clothes cost too much? Well listen here bitch. I may not be the skinniest girl and I may not be the prettiest. But I love myself just the way I am. I live up to my own expectations, not yours. I can always lose weight, I can always fix...
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
